Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — about 1 year

Change is possible, but only if you stay still and don't touch anything

Dear FutureMe, stop reading email from the past! It inspires silly nothions that you can go back and change things. HAH! you will always be what you are and if not then you aren't what you are and therefore there is no reason to be what you are. So stop it... you won't be able to change a thing. P.S: Don't forget to pickup some milk

Time Travelled — over 1 year

Congrats On Your First Year

Dear Matt, It's me, Matt! I just wanted to send you a note of congrats on your first year as a teacher. I am sure by now you're probably exhausted. Thanks for hanging in there and making this one of the greatest years ever. I know that you've really made a difference in the life of a lot of these kids, and hopefully they will carry a little bit of you with them as they go out into the world...

Time Travelled — 5 months

Subject. ?

hey gal, congratulations on finishing the end of the semester. did you survive poli sci 1 with that horrid professor K? sure hope so because that is at the top of my worries right now as i write this in january of 06. so. time flies huh? this time last year you were making foolish mistakes by going down to sd to date a loser. well u better not be making any foolish mistakes right now. re...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Dear Joe, You're awesome. You're always awesome. In your own little world, that is. Usually, you're a general pain in the ass in actuality, but you continue to tell yourself that you're a cool guy. You have a very refined taste in music. You can stand certain styles of a genre of music, while others will royally piss you off. Example being techno. Most of it you can't stand. Such as jungl...

Time Travelled — 4 months

this is how we roll

Dear FutureAmanda, So far life has been crazy. I am not sure where this will find you but you will hopefully be happy, healthy and with any luck still in school. I just found out that I got a 4.0 my second term in school. I am a little disappointed that I missed so many days of school this term. I met a guy this term that I think holds real potential. I thought that he was cute the fir...

Time Travelled — 2 months

relationships

Well, I hate to sound like the stereotypical chick here, but let's face it: I AM a chick. I'm sending this off to future me (you) to say I hope it really works out with Kevin. At the time of this email you were 40 years old, wondering if you'd wander the Earth single, sometimes wishing you would. Then you met Kevin and the fireworks began. BUT (and by the by, I hope you have kept your butt...

Time Travelled — about 1 year

A Funky Bro From Way Back When

Dear FutureMe, I'm pretty cool but you had better be rocking a lot more and being really awesome. Is Wendy still around? If so, good job because she is awesome and you know it. How's Santa Cruz? I hope you started to go to the beach. Oh yeah. Record! This is important because otherwise your songs will just be lost and that is no fun. It is definitely important to think about your past ...

Time Travelled — 4 months

Making progress

Dear FutureMe, You finished your first year of law school. That is an accomplishment. You have in fact accomplished a lot this year. So stop being so hard on yourself. Remember that things could be worse. It's not November, outside, with foremen being assholes. We made it out of Point Roberts. We made it out of Fred Meyer. We survived the alcoholic Ukranian and the Griffins. Pover...

Time Travelled — 12 months

you fat procrastinator

Dear Fatty. I can't believe you have this same email- only because it seems ludicrous to have such a silly email at this age. Today was a funny day, i hope you remember. You asked mum to buy a magazine for you on her way back from work- cosmo, vogue,,, wateva you weren't fussy- it was stupid to ask your mother who has never bought one of those magazines in her life and has no idea where they'r...

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