Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 12 months

Hey Fatty!

Dear FutureMe, I really really hope you took some sort of appreciable action about you wieght. It is rediculous. I am fat. So fat. I want you not to be fat. Be it diets, surgery, eastern Europeans with a bullwhip, what ever works. I am freakin' killing myself here. You too if you don't watch it. So for the record, today July 18, 2005 you were 28 years old and 312lbs. What abo...

Time Travelled — 12 months

i'm jealous of you

Dear FutureMe, It's true, I'm jealous of you. As I was trying to enter a subject, I found myself feeling self-conscious as I tried to make it cool enough for a 23-year-old New Yorker with her own job and apartment. It's always sort of a confidence booster to see myself as I imagine someone else would... So, for now the plan is to move in with Mike and Sue and the kids in CT and work at the...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Did Becky make another year

Dear FutureMe, A year ago, you got Becky to promise not to kill herself for another year. Did that work? Her promise is good until July 8. Maybe you can get her to re-up for another year. You caught her in a moment of weakness last year, after your stroke. How could she say no? She's done it for two years, maybe you'll get her to do it for another one.

Time Travelled — 6 months

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I suppose I could be contemplative about writing to the FutureMe (c) but, really, there's only one thing I need to know: Did I get laid? I hope so. xo, me

Time Travelled — 6 months

How the hell are you?

Dear FutureMe, What the heck have you done with your site? Are you making money yet? Are you progressing toward your Masters yet? MOST IMPORTANTLY, Is the assault rifle finished? You wanted a mil-spec AR-15. You know, 20" Barrel, A2 upper, yatta yatta yatta. Are you working on the next assault rifle yet? Did you get a TC Encore in 22 Hornet? Did you find something you liked better...

Time Travelled — 5 months

So here I am

Dear FutureMe, So here I am ...alone . the apartment is nice and lonely. the computer is still scary ..i have ordered the restore disks but no how much i wish it I doubt if anyone will actually come over to fix it. i will need to do it myself ..like everything else. honestly i don't want to be a helpless female. but really would it be so horrible if I got some help ... I am sick of...

Time Travelled — 6 months

From Me to Me

Dear FutureMe, I've kicked out my brother this week and sent him, before Christmas, back on a plane to Illinois. What do I hope this e-mail finds? That I'm still as strong and able to advocate myself the way I couldn't before. I'm proud of myself. I'm glad that he, and anyone else that wants to hurt me, will be away from me. I'm glad I'm learning how to protect myself. Will this e-m...

Time Travelled — 7 months

mis deseos

Querido futuro espero que cuando lea esto se hayan cumplido todos mis deseos.

Time Travelled — about 1 year

If You Are Still Fat, Get Lipo

Dear FutureMe, If you are still overweight as I am currently, get lipo. I am going to save 20 per month to do this, and if you are not fat, then use this money to buy a monkey and name him Frederick the Amazing. Nggeepi, Grace PS Happy 15th Birthday, bitchface!

Time Travelled — 6 months

Get out of your comfort zone.

This is your past self reminding your future self to try something crazy. Your assignment for today: Call a total stranger (preferably someone lonely, like an elderly person or a (?!?)prisioner) and talk to them. Their spirits must be lifted before you're allowed to hang up the phone.