Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — almost 2 years

It won't always hurt ... I hope

Dear FutureMe, I'm writing to you because I need somebody to listen to me without judging me ... You will, of course, have already judged me by the time you receive this, therefore you won't have to judge me while you are reading this. ... Even if you do judge me, at least I know you will keep my secret. Right now it hurts a little too much to tell anyone else. My boyfriend, your ex-boyf...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

How's it going?

Dear FutureMe, I am writing this letter to you (myself) on 8-10-06. I hope it reaches you and that it reaches you well. At this point in your life, it is my expecation and wish that you have graduated college and landed yourself a good-paying steady job. If you have dropped out or slacked off, then I will say now that you are a fool! If you have sucessfully completed your studies, the...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

5 years ago.

Dear FutureMe, Hello my friend. 5 years ago you were: Dealing with a lot of stuff. You just attended your 10 yr. h.s. reunion. Surprisingly you had an awesome time, it was good to catch up with so many old friends. You also lost 23 lbs and 9" in 2 months in preparation for the reunion. Way to kick some ass! Currently you are 175lbs, but there's still room for improvement even if everyone th...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

Hello 50. It's 45. How's it going?

Did you marry her or not? I hope you did and that you figured out where the two of you will live and that you are happy and that you still have sex and, more importantly, still make time to do nothing but hold each other. I know we're going to come to a decision this year. I hope it's one that works for both of us. I also hope you figured out how to cope with the health problems that are com...

Time Travelled — over 5 years

The bridge.

Dear FutureMe, You know what this is about. In two weeks, on the 25th, you will be at the Hawthorne Bridge in Portland, Oregon. At 10 pm. Don't be late. We don't want to make this too much like a movie, mind. Don't bank on anything romantic. Hope things go well. Can't wait to hear about it. Man, the future freaks me out. -- PastMe

Time Travelled — 5 months

His leather Jacket

Dear FutureMe, You have been robbed. A great thing has been taken from you, but no matter how hard you try the thief will never be reprimanded. You see, futureme, the thing that has been taken from you are the years itself. Time seems to have grasped from your pretty, dainty, hands and gotten so far away you can hardly believe where you are. Do you know where you are? You are sitting on dirty ...

Time Travelled — 5 months

Sober you from the past.

Dear DrunkMe, Please stop being a total fucking lush and kissing boys you don't know at the bars. It's really giving you a bad reputation, and you hate yourself for it. If I have to ground you from going out anymore until you smarten up, I will. You're not going to find a boyfriend if you hand yourself over to every single guy you see. Seriously. Cut it the fuck out. Even your roomie is e...

Time Travelled — over 2 years

Jenny's Letter to Futureself!

Dear FutureMe, Pour your heart... Today I am in love. - It's been considerably the best love so far and i don't believe anything else will be better. He is my confidante, my favorite and very very best friend. I feel eternal gratitude for finding something so perfect. I want to preserve everything, simple things, intricate things, his smiles, our memories, this most beautiful feeli...

Time Travelled — 12 months

And yet another year...

Dear FutureMe, So I got your email on 26th but I didn't answer right away. I didn't even feel like reading it, I felt this whole email thing is childish and I was just mad at myself and my life and the people around me (mad or sad, not sure) and I simply ignored you. I'm sorry. However now I decided that I will keep answering every year from now on. I think I will be glad to have done so a...

Time Travelled — 12 months

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Dear Internet, It's over. I'd like to thank you for all the fun times we had together, our free-range, no-limits, late-night surfing sessions we had. Sometimes I thought it would go on forever. But I finally figured you out. You really don't care about me. All you want is entertainment, useless facts, and my unceasing attention. Sure, funny pictures and words are entertaining and provide a nic...