Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 6 months

Did you make it?

Dear Liz of the Future, Please tell me you made it. Please. -the Liz of Last Spring If this message is not deleted and is still sitting in the inbox, I guess I didn't make it. How do you write a eulogy for yourself? Was I worth remembering? I loved the weather in autumn. I loved Samoas (the girl scout cookie) and Vanilla Coke. I loved the shade of blue the clouds get before a storm, and...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Mail du passé

Cher futur moi, déjà si tu reçois ça, c'est que t'es toujours en vie, alors j'hésite à te dire a) t'es vraiment trop con b) bien joué Sinon j'ai aucune idée de ce que tu peux bien devenir, j'aurais tendande à dire rien et c'est sans doute ce que tu me répondras. Le contraire serait une désagréable surprise. Tu n'as jamais voulu devenir ni quelqu'un, ni quelqu'un d'autre. Hoping you are...

Time Travelled — 3 months

jennifer..

Dear FutureMe, I am cold right now. I just got done eating a peanut butter sandwhich and I am waiting for Alan to come online. He said he would be on between 1 and 2..it is now 12:58 pm, Sunday, June 25, 2006. I'm doing OK--I am surviving I guess. I really want a job, do I have one now? I really hope I do by the time I read this again in the future. If I stop for too long and think about my l...

Time Travelled — 9 months

December 19, 2005

Dear FutureMe, You are loved by a man that is like no other. You have been married for almost three months. Although it's tough, and he can be impossible at times, he is the love of your life. Don't forget the little things he has done and still does for you: 1. Taking Jessica to school and worrying that it's too cold for her to wait outside for the Bell so you keep her warm in the car. ...

Time Travelled — almost 3 years

Subject

Dear FutureMe, En estas fechas, el miércoles 23 de septiembre del 2003 firmaste tus escrituras de tu nueva casa. Como te fué? Tienes dos hijas cariñosas y bellas, de dos y cuatro años, y acabas de cerrar la tienda... Como te fué después? Te acostumbraste al dinero diario y luego te hizo falta? jeje, ya lo esepraba así, espero que no te hayas endrogado mas Para estas fechas, deberás estar ...

Time Travelled — over 1 year

Hi, from YOU!

Dear FutureMe, Happy 25th birthday! I can't believe "we" are a quarter of a century old! Isn't that nuts!? Well, "we" set out some goals for this time of year. Do you remember what they are!? I do! Here we go... let's see how we've done! On your 25th birthday you should be attending the W again, and are a senior getting ready to student teach next semester and get your degree in Mus...

Time Travelled — 3 months

you & me & mbz & sjz & diesel

Dear Spanky, I'm sending this @ 12:03 a.m. on July 25. You went out about an hour ago w/SEvans (he did a job in the 'hood.) Right now we are both pretty much unemployed, although my severance doesn't run out until um, now. Today was kind of hairy as mbz/sjz have been pretty cranky/cross/demon-girls. But individually, they've made us laugh: mbz: "I'm troubled by..." don't ask me where a ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

FROM YOUR PAST SELF!!!

Dear FutureMe, As of September 18th 2005... You have purchased a gram of weed from Ummer (H2) and he said he will sell you 14 grams for $110 which you plan to sell later. Hope that goes well. The most recent bonfire was pretty gay because lauren came and Stew and Kyle and everyone were trying to rape her basically. But you drank 8 beers so it was all good. goin to a football game tomorrow...

Time Travelled — 12 months

dear kelsey of the future

Dear FutureMe, i hope your still sober. and i hope that you have a new sponser and have gotten over dylan. i hope you and jon are friends again and havent had sex ever again. it makes things awkard and he has an ugly/tiny penis. i hope valerie and you are still great friends and that you have hooked up with her and hopefully there will be a cure to herpies soon. remember your better then useing...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Cheat

Dear FutureMe, Fuck man, I don't know what to do. I'm almost positive Helen wants to sleep with, or at least fool around with me, and I'm not sure how I feel about that. I love Julie. I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I don't want to hurt her. In fact, that's the last thing I would want to do. I really mean that. I really would never want to hurt her. But free pussy is sooooo ...

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