Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — about 2 years

What do i want from love

Dear FutureMe, if the old seer was right, you will eventually find the love of your life, the woman that you would live with "happily everafter." Is there a way of e-mailing to the past me? Because if there is (you are in the future, goddamn it!) you should definitely give me some advice on the way the things worked out in the future and tell me what i should care about and what (or who) not. ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

what have you done with yourself?

Dear FutureMe, Right now you've got the world at your fingertips...what are you gonna do about it? Stop whining about how thin you "used" to be, get your ass in gear and do something about it! I know that you're eating healthy and all that shit...but you need to get active. do it...DO IT! If you're still subjecting yourself to the drama of dumbass fellas - kick yourself in the ass RIGHT NO...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Good Luck

Dear FutureMe, I wish you tidings of joy and happiness. I hope you're almost done with the thesis, slow poke. Tell me you didn't break up. Or if you did, that you're with another hottie. If you haven't come up with your billion-dollar idea, be patient, just think about the Red Bull guy, who became a billionaire in his 70s. Remember how you wanted to be a cosmetic surgeon last year? Anyways, i...

Time Travelled — 11 months

FROM GRACE DON'T DELETE

Tish, About a year ago, your best friend, Grace Crooker, made a BAD choice not to be friends with you anymore. Well let me start from the the beginning, i found this site where you could send emails to the future. So i sent my conceited preppy self a few of these emails, ok fine, maybe more. But i then thought i'd send one to my mom to tell her how my life was going, and then i thought ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Hi from your past

Dear FutureMe, I hope that when you get this email, you will either have stopped writing poetry, or have started writing good poetry. For example: In the murky water of the pond The ducklings swim in silence They swim In small circles Not by effort, will, nor decision By fate, and fortune's hand For these ducklings, So small, so innocent, Have all recently had at least one le...

Time Travelled — 12 months

To Marcie

Dear FutureMe, Today's a sunny day, but there's been lots of cloudy ones. What can I tell you that would matter? It's been almost three months since our dad has died. Today has been a rather good day, but there's been days that I feel like crawling ina hole and not wanting to continue without him. Our mom needs us, don't ever move away. I hope I've learned to count our blessings by this poi...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Subject

Dear FutureMe, Sorry! I take full responsibility for your wretched life. I just dicked around the internet for all of 2005 and 2006 instead of pursuing relationships and skydiving and whatever. Your parents are probably split up right now, he's into all this Korean stuff, and how can that not mean he has a Korean girlfriend? I guess we've all been in a bit of denial, we had such a nice ...

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