Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 12 months

Experience is a Bitch.

Dear 2006 Ashton: This is 2005 Ashton. This, perhaps, shall be our fine holiday tradition: I, writing to you; an ephemeral avatar, airbending the messages of the past to the reality of your present. Ach! However eloquently I put it, it's still a damned simple time capsule. No need for fanfare, ehm? I've just received a message that I'd completely forgotten about from my 2003 self. He seem...

Time Travelled — 12 months

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Dear FutureMe, 2005 wasn't that bad of a year. Let's get the worse out of the way. The man you love and want to be with, J, is living with someone else. Not only that, his now fiancee is pregnant and the wedding is next year. Hurts like hell, huh? In another light though, you know you could never give this man what he wants; a family. So, should you hold out for a someday? The an...

Time Travelled — 9 months

Merry fuckin' Xmas

Dear FutureMe, I hope this Christmas is better than all the ones you have had since you went crazy. That is, I hope this is the first good Christmas in six years of shitty ones. I hope you get some money, or maybe even a nice comfy duvet for your house that you SHOULD BE LIVING IN WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND BY NOW. If you ruined that... I apologise. But I still hope you get a nice pu...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Subject

Dear FutureMe, I forgot to mention.. you wear a 40D.. And you're boobs are still bulging out of your goddamn bra.. FUCK... If you're wearing a fucking DD.. you're bigger than Ashley...whose you're sister..lol.. Get a fucking breast reduction if you're married.. If you're NO WHERE in life.. fucking keep the twins.. they will come in handy ALL the GODDAMN TIME. I promise. How do you think ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

how are you?

Dear FutureMe, Today is your 18th birthday. I am currently writing this on my 17th birthday 2005. In 2005 i dated and hopefuly still am dating a wonderful man named Dan Wood. He is nothing short of amazing. I hope you get into the college of your choice. Today you are an official adult. Hope you start acting like it. I also hope you have enjoyed color guard as this has been your last se...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Let's Get Lifted

Dear FutureMe, Its Christmas Eve 2005. You're sitting here in your bathroom of your small condo, the dog is sleeping on his back with his paws in the air. You're listening to Let's Get Lifted by John Legend. Its been quite a year for you. You began the year on unemployment, wondering if you'd ever find a job or find your way. And then you decided to go to Grad school. Took the plunge,...

Time Travelled — 12 months

I know you love him

Dear FutureMe, I hope that this is an unnecessary message, I hope that things have worked themselves out by the time you read this. But I have to admit, I'm not that hopeful. If he's still being selfish - if he's still thinking of himself before anyone else, if he's still sitting on his ass on the couch with a beer and a video game, then it's time to do something about it. You deserv...

Time Travelled — over 1 year

Future email from the past

Dear FutureMe, You have probably forgotten that you did this, but I am curious did you get any promotion that you were hoping for on this day, June 15th? You just unvailed how much you like anal to Mindy, did she actually change and try to accomodate your fetish better? Don't use your credit cards, it is not worth it. The last $30K didn't make your life any easier. This was six m...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!!!Hey girl... you probably forgot all about this email you are sending to yourself.. but here you go -surprise - the diary entry you wrote on november 9th 2005. enjoy... that is your birthday gift to yourself. Remember the memories of the ohhh sooo unforgettable manuel. oo. before I forget. here are some questions!!! Did you finally get over him? What did you learn? Are you in ...

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