Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — over 1 year

Are you still smoke-free?

Dear FutureMe, You quit smoking yesterday, well, mostly. You did smoke those stale cigarettes you had in the car. And then there was the one you had to tape back together. But today you haven't had one and I'm wondering if you still haven't had one. I hope not. Smoking really sucks and Jat is so proud of you and happy that you're quitting. You should never have started. You should hav...

Time Travelled — 12 months

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Dear FutureMe, random emails are fun :) I went to a strip club for the third time with garry yay! hahah i got my first ever lap dance. she seemed to be the only girl in the club that wasnt stoned out of her mind. she had a nice body, i dont know why but i cant stand large breasts or shaved pubes. when breasts are big and fake they seem odd, kind of like old chinese foot binding or lip disks or ...

Time Travelled — 11 months

Dear Future Me...

Dear future self, Happy birthday! It's been a year, wow! Congrats on living through year 12. I mean, you're still alive, right? Well if you're reading this, obviously you are. How're you doing? Are you well? I hope so. How did you do on the HSC? Did you get the results you needed/hoped for/wanted? Are the 'rents proud? Have you chosen your university yet? Did you get accepted? Was it the ...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Of Seeds and Saints and Scarecrows

Dear FutureMe, You are a joyless pumpkin. Your lover hates cold hands. Your want is of a warm giver, but you'll settle. Your seeds are drying up but your heart isn't in anything you do. Picnics including ants. You have dreams of short haired blondes in bathtubs. Of dead people in an empty room. Desicrated coffins, and faces made from wax which people should not disturb. That is your job,...

Time Travelled — 12 months

I am thankful for these things

Dear FutureMe, I am thankful difficult challenges from which sometimes learn something. I am thankful for a hobby that keeps me employed. (computers) arguing kids because I can then appreciate peace, quiet, and harmony computers internet Book of Mormon scriptures Savior Jesus Christ 12 step programs taste buds pizza wife and nine kids shelter food clothes cars innocence of c...

Time Travelled — 12 months

Hey, this is Stefan Writing from You Past

Dear FutureMe, What's up? O great muse, please grant me this sabbath sight: future me married to a girl I love. I know, it's not up to me alone, but I hope me can do it. It's cool--I mean, if you can't do it now. I'm not going to give up on you. Now, your job. When the money is enough, just remember: your goal was to save 200,000, and then live off the proceeds in Mexico. So, you can al...

Time Travelled — 12 months

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Dear FutureMe, I wrote this a year ago, I was going to wait 10 years but I think it's good for you to hear from your future self in a year! Ok, so I know you broke up with the love of your life Dec 2005, it was brutal. You thought she was the one for you, you dreamed about her. When fate gave you the chance, she stepped on your heart, no compassion, no sympathy for wait so long for her...

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