Featured Letters from the past

Time Travelled — 11 months

Happy nye future me

Dear FutureMe, For the first time last year you set yourself some new years resolutions. I wonder if you will have kept them now that the end of this year approaches? I hope so. I hope that you are above all, happy. That you are living your life at its fullest and taking each day as it comes. I hope that the days where you spent every day sleeping until 2pm in the afternoon and staying...

Time Travelled — 11 months

January 21, 2010

Dear FutureMe, Last year on January 21, you discovered that what the ER doctors said was true: Your very first baby had no heartbeat, and the miscarriage began. You've been home from work for a whole week while the process ran its course, and today, it seems like it is finally almost over. At this time, you and M had been married for 131 days, and it had been just wonderful! Everyday, y...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

what have i done?

Dear Myself Have you and Ro slept together yet? At this time, 12/24/05, you haven't but have sent some pornographic emails to each other. You've kissed, pretty damn passionately, and got a wonderful feel of her breast and her fine ass. She seems like she's horny for you but being as how she's married for years and so are you it's a question. Also, if for some reason you're not together in ...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

Happy Birthday!

Dear FutureMe, How does it feel to be 29? In all honesty, I hope you are still around in 2010. I just turned 24 yesterday, it's funny how life can bite you in the ass. Money has become the biggest issue in my life - the irony!!! I still hate money tho. I hope you still do, I hope you have not become another slave to the machine. I know you don't care about money, but I hope you are not w...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

You Wrote This 5 Years Ago. It is Not Spam.

Dear FutureMe, Hello from the 5-years-ago you. Man, do I ever have a lot of hopes for you, and I hope you bucked-up and delivered on them. By now BT & BS should be moved out of the house and in college - or at the very least - just in college and not being at home driving you nuts all the time like they are now. AJ should be in 2nd grade unless I did the math wrong. This means y...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

no subject

Dear FutureMe, Holy shit, I hope you are having a better time than you are right now!! I suppose I should tell you how life is at the moment so you can see how things have changed, although I'm not entirely sure you'll like remembering your life at this moment! Let's see, it is 12/21/05 11:08 p.m. You are 25 years old. You just came home from your shit job at Jewel-Osco. You freaki...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

Hello from 20th Dec 2005

Dear FutureMe, Hello. I hope you are still around. I sincerely do, as in the end - I do like you. I hope that you are still writing. Have you gotten off your lazy arse and done what you needed to do? Did you finish those books? I am writing one at the moment. I hope you can sit back at your time and have a look through it. Remember the good time you had writing it, the sense of adventure...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

Who are you?

Dear FutureMe, Here you sit 31 years old living a life of a 21 year old. Is that still you? Have you found someone to spend your evenings with or did Bobbie Jo break your heart too much? Are you still the second mother, cook, nanny, and tutor to her wonderful children? Are you still a lesbian or did you give up on women too? Do you still drink like a fish to dull your brain or have you ...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

Five Years Ago Today...

I am sitting here at my house on Fifth Street in Atlanta, smoking a Lucky Strike and reviewing the transcript of President Bush's awful presser this morning. One of his two-per-year that where he bumbles out into the White House East Room and acts like a total ass for an hour while an over-differential press fellates him and his bogus War On Iraq. By the time this letter reaches me, that scu...

Time Travelled — almost 5 years

Stay young!

Brian, Five years ago you were 24, and were worried about aging and death. You were completely occupied with the state of the world, convinced that things were falling apart. But you were hopeful and dedicated to improvement. You believed in people and their power to collectively build a better society. Has that belief been confirmed? I hope things aren't too dismal. You believed i...