Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Nad( ownk "ahepnpde of tawh eht antw n,da htta rftueeum its' i paouplr cnintug)!o mbserme t,uoeq 8" to coniymutm.
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'sti oka,y estg or eveielb ,uoy nad iltsl betret ti --nto i it eovl. Owetr nehw i mmeerrbe jtus aeyuvlg rlbyae utb ryve ,sith yv,er you. Oyu eewr rsue eatwsd tyerpt.
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Ttiemdda ever ni no merblpo dkirn eedbcmer 2016 ifnla adn 6210 had uryo a 2,7 yuo gknriind oyu dha. P,erecft of oruy utb ucmh odensc so rtwnee' eyth emaebc eritbhrg wentseit hte lfha. Enbe yruo uoy evre ntreud yseetaryd, tihtry ni ilef uyo nad aer aehppri anth u'oevy. Utb tfolcoerabm ni lafbemoctro ni flie y'reou int's sreolmbp fsrit weatrehv ginod haev yoru ti saetk o'ndt kisn, meit os oryu nto ryeuo' brina now lafilny ifle ouy ot ttah to efertpc, royu adn ofr ruyo bunm cefa teh.
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'tis teg oons to ertteb onggi. Lodh htgit. Uyo asdy dnt'o is't brtete i tbu aer bsei,posl nkith kown moncgi.
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Veol,.
Mlelihce.
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P. S. Ni oozm nitsev. Lil't eps,yk sti' aptminrot eb tub elki soon.
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