A letter from Feb 16, 2025

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Happy birthday king how's it hanging? Currently you have a biiiig sherlock holmes hyperfixation how many times have you watched nativity this year? Watch it right now What's happening in sherlock and co? Has mycroft shown up yet? Any more moriarty mentions? Is it over yet? Have we had reichenbach? Currently we're on Wisteria Lodge ep 1, hyped for ep 2 in a few days. Did we get a date for Good Omens 3? Did sherlockfartjar come back to tiktok? How's twitter going? Still there? Ghoststwt still alive? How are the moots keeping? Did you enjoy Pierce The Veil? Are they your fave band now? Did we get that biffy album they're currently teasing? What about Dom? Have you completely fallen out with him or has he got a new fire album too? What's your fave food? Rn mine is cheese and broccoli pasta. Do you still get a weekly monster energy? Did you hype yourself up enough to get a job or start driving? Probably not, but if you did I'm proud of you. If not, it's okay keep pushing through. Are we still smoking? How much? Still hang out with Rosie and Red? Cassie? Ki? Are you going abroad anywhere or have you been? I hope you get to go back to london soon. That would be nice. Anyway, thanks for reading and keeping it up. Current memes are hyperpigmentation, show me to me please rachel, cave divers entering small spaces (don't ask it'll probably be a 3 day trend) AI microwave capcut filter, dubai chocolate, tomato bridge in dublin, taking the piss out of brendon urie, would you likea some of this on your that?, abracadabra lady gaga, she looks so perfect 5sos, squid game 2 (How was 3 btw good ending?) I need to stop now cause I just keep looking at sherlock edits while finding tiktoks. (The folder is at 2587 videos rn how many is it now?) Ooh current vocal stims n stuff I like saying rn are snot mike up puffed he bugger bugger bugger arse and balls helloo yes we're having weather its so.... NICE. It is FANTASTIC I am staring at a photo of you as a baby I'm peeeing bean sabine bean sabine bean sabine (is rowan's man vs baby out yet?) tom cruises dad. Tom cruises fat dad just in time, pedro the hunter. oohooo yip you are a fat loser and you have body odour a peanut jig of your own buuurp excuse meee i didn't mean to it's just an itty bitty baby blblblblbll boom boom bang bang babyyyy Ok enough of that. Consult the list for more. How long is the list now? Do you even have it still? Whatever. I'm gonna dip now it's 3:20am on Saturday/Sunday 16th February 2025. I've been listening to Metallica while typing and I'm hungry and thirsty so gonna go watch something on iplayer while I tend to that. Happy birthday, yet again. Have a fantastically snazzy day. Hope this finds you well.

Epilogue

about 1 hour later

It's been my birthday for 45 mins. Only Sandy has sent me a message no one irl oof.
I played minecraft with chris and bang on midnight he blew up...

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